Mothers everywhere please listen - pants that meet all of the following criteria make your ass look HUGE. It would be in your best self interest to go pants shopping and find some that actually flatter your figure.
1. High Waist - higher than your belly button, nearing your bust line
2. Pleats - the very prominent ones that are actually forced open because of where they hit your stomach
3. Relaxed in the hip and upper thigh - yes i understand the roomier fit might be comfortable, but it looks horrible when attached to #4
4. Tapered leg aka ankle strangle - this just emphasizes the big ass you think you are hiding by showcasing how narrow your legs get at the bottom
I'm saying this for your benefit, because I can't expect everyone to watch What Not to Wear or to pay attention to magazines, so please take my free advice, society will thank you.
What to look for in a pant:
1. Medium rise - near your belly button/just below your natural waist, these will not show your crack, they are not super low rise, they will look nice
2. Flat front - please stop with grabbing for anything with pleats
3. Straight fit through the hips and thigh - these will be slightly tighter than your tapered favorites, but you will get used to them, I promise
4. Boot cut leg - these will lay nicely and flatter the line of the leg, you want the length to brush or slightly slouch on the top of your shoe if they are a full length pant - go to a tailor if necessary.
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